I was crawling into bed thinking.. hmm gee I wish I had something to wake up to in the morning like a balloon or a cupcake mural.. then I thought I would make it a little bit festive.. So I turned on birthday sex and got to decorating.
Before I knew it, it was mid-night (utah time) and I anxiously waited for my phone to blow up.. confused as to why it wasn't lighting up..
My face looked a little like this..
NOTHING!!
Then after a 3 WHOLE minutes.. ding ding ding we have a winner! Holler at chur gurl SHAYLI JOHNSTON takes the lead in the 1-0 with the whole entire universe.
And then all the calls come pouring in.. desperate mother effers.
So then I celebrated by lighting and re-lighting my 3 wicked candle 6 1/2 times to get to 19.
And now I am dealing with the people who call themselves my "friends" and explaining why the are approx. 28 minutes late in wishing me a happy birthday.
BUT I just gotta remember that it's MY birthday. No matter who spends it with me.. or who makes me feel special.
2 comments:
You are so weird.. BUT classic. I will give you that
bahahahahahahahah i seriously freaking love this so much. sounds like something i would do, but you are way better at being awesome.
you are too great. happy stinkin' birthday to you pretty girl!
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